BOOKS. stargate sg1: sacrifice moon (book 2)

ah, now this is what i was hoping these stargate books would be like! after starting the book series at number one, i was a bit disappointed with the first entry, 'trial by fire'. this one is much much better! the fun thing about these different books is that they can be set in whatever season the author wants. this particular book takes place near the beginning of the first season, when the sg-1 team was still trying to get to know each other and try to get the hang of the whole 'visiting other worlds' thing. the team finds themselves on a planet that seems to be similar to ancient rome. the arrive and find themselves it a bit of trouble. they are sent off through the gate to another world where the goddess of the moon rules. while there they discover that all those who are sent to this world are brought to play a deadly game where some are the hunters and others are the prey. the story line itself was pretty good, i kept thinking i knew where it was going to go, but then surprised by some of the twists and turns it took. the best part of the book though wasnt the storytelling, rather it was the interesting and insightful characterizations of the four members of sg-1. julie fortune, the author of the book, did a wonderful job of digging in to the characters and really showing what was going on in their heads, something that the show itself is never able to do. we get a great look at how and why these four work so well together, and get a sense of what keeps them together for all the years they travel through the stargate together. a great read. it makes me really excited to read more in the series!

BOOKS. stargate sg1: trial by fire (book 1)

i've recently begun reading stargate sg-1 novels, so i thought i'd start at the beginning with the first of the series. its been a very long time since i read a book based on a tv show (back in high school i read a couple x-files books that were pretty bad) so i wasnt too sure if they would be any good. they have published more than 15 stargate sg-1 novels so far and they dont seem to be slowing down at all, so they must be pretty good, right? well, it turns out that the first one in the series is pretty bad.
the book follows the sg-1 team as they investigate a new planet with two warring factions. the story is rather poorly written in that there were quite a few long passages where i didnt exactly know what was going on. the action and events are muddled and poorly written, with the stargate team itself doing things that are not in character for how they would really react. the show has 10 years worth of episodes, so there is a really really strong foundation of character traits and personalities that are set out. also, there are some pretty basic rules that the team has followed on all 200 plus episodes that this book quickly throws out the window in the first pages. one major problem with the book is that the team takes a normal person from our world, a professor, and brings her through the gate with them. this would have never happened no matter how knowledgeable they think someone might be about a particular culture. never! yet here they are bringing a civilian with them. and to top it off, the character is really really annoying! every scene of the book that the professor was in was hard to get through. there are times where she is in danger and i was actively rooting for o'neil to just let her die! the final resolution for the book was pretty vapid and didnt play much part in the set-up that had been created over the former 200 pages.
over all, a terrible start to the novel series, but i'm willing to try again on the next novel. fortunately there are different writers that take over the series, so as long as sabine c. bauer stays away from novelized stargate, then i'm sure i will enjoy them!

GAMES. metroid pinball

i have recently been going through a renaissance with my nintendo ds. i had it put away for about a year or two, never playing it at all. but recently i found it gain and have been enjoying it a lot! ive been going through some of the old games i have for it and playing them all again. some of them are still really fun, but others i just cant get into. one of my favorites at the moment is metroid prime pinball. i really love pinball games, so i got this one a few years ago. i have no real interest in metroid, having never played any of the other games. as someone who is new to the metroid universe, i wasnt exactly sure what was going on most of the time. there were a bunch of characters and levels that i did not recognize, so if they were homages to different things from different games, it was all lost on me... anyway, the more i play it the more i like it! as far as pinball games go, this one is pretty good! i've been having a lot of fun traveling from world to world with the ball and even finding the level boss. after many many nights of playing i was able to actually defeat him and have an absolutely huge amount of points! metroid prime pinball it a blast, but nothing quite compares to my absolute love of the old pokemon pinball game for the original game boy!

TV. riverworld

i am almost always up for a sci-fi mini series. almost. this one was not really advertised much at all when it was on the syfy channel, and after seeing it, i can understand why. its based on a series of books written by phillip jose farmer. i am unfamiliar with that series, but here is what it was made into:
we meet the main character as he is about to propose to his girlfriend, then a huge explosion seems to kill them all. but instead of dying, they are taken to an alternate universe where they wash ashore of a river. the girlfriend is gone, but the main character matt ellman, played by battlestar galactica alum Tahmoh Penikett, is now on a quest to figure out what happened and how he can get his girl back. as things unfold we come across some different characters from different times. one of the guys ellman must fight against is the conquistador pizzaro. and somewhere along the way they meet up with samuel clemens as well (thats mark twain, in case you forgot what his real name is). all the while there is some strange goings on with some robed blue people. i'm not really sure what they are all about, but one of them, played by alan cumming, seems to be helping them. all of this sounds interesting at first, but none of it is done in a way that makes much sense or has any sort of dramatic weight.
its apparent that the syfy channel did not like it either since it was obviously meant to be a four episode miniseries that they quickly played out in two nights, about as under the radar as they could get... its too bad, there is some spark of a good story here, but none of it is done well.

BOOKS. abraham lincoln, vampire hunter

i havent read this one or anything, just merely saw that it exists, and i must say that i am really interested in it! first, i love me some abe lincoln! second, the premise is that the southern army was filled with vampires and lincoln is on a quest to kill them all, thats the cause of the civil war. wow, that sounds amazing! i just hope its as good as the version in my head!

TV. macgyver season 6

ive always loved macguyver. i remember watching the show when it used to be on, but i was a bit young to remember it very well. i just so happen to be at the used movie place and saw season six of macguyver on the shelf for only ten bucks. well, i figured it was worth ten bucks to relive my childhood a little bit, so i got it. one night, with nothing else to do, i convinced diana to watch an episode with me. i feared that it would be pretty bad and not hold up very well, but i was pleasantly surprised with how fun it was to rewatch all these years later! i know its a bit unconventional to start a show at season six, but thats the only one the movie place had, so thats where we began! one of the things that everyone remembers most about macguyver is how he could get out of anything, or fix anything, with the most random of things! well, by the time they got to season six, they must have used up most of their good ideas, because there isnt much of that in these episodes. theres about once or twice per episode that he needs to get himself out of a jam, but the contraptions are not very intricate or believable. it seems by this point in the series it was more focused on sharing a positive message. the season starts with an episode deriding gang violence, and continues through out the season with episodes dedicated to teen drinking, environmental abuse, and even an episode about glaucoma. the episodes are still a bunch of fun to watch, partly for the 80's flashbacks, and partly because they still tell good stories. well, diana and i enjoyed them so much that we have since picked up season one so we can start from the beginning!

BOOKS. a wrinkle in time

i remember this book always catching my eye when i was in school, but i never actually read it. well, recently i came across a free copy of it (which even had the cover i remembered from junior high!), so i dug in to see if it was any good. the story follows a young girl as she begins to notice strange things going on around her. her father went missing years ago and her little brother is a bit of a strange little genius. the two kids, and one other who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, get swooped away to another dimension. they are given advice and told that they need to go and try to save their dad who has been locked away by the evil bad guys for years. as they take their journey they stumble upon many different worlds and dimensions that boggle the mind. eventually they arrive at the planet that their dad is at. everything is a bit askew here. everyone must follow certain rules of behavior that are exceedingly strict. the little brother gets taken and brainwashed by the bad guys. now the two kids have to save dad and the little brother! its an interesting story, and i can see why kids would love it, but i was pretty disappointed by the ending. it was a good set-up, with interesting twists and turns and good characterizations, but the final resolution was pretty lame. its one of those where 'love is the answer' and can solve all problems. boring! that resolution often feels like a cop out, and with this book it certainly was. the situation they were in was dire and destined to be a great showdown, but then it all falls apart when they begin to go in to platitudes about how 'love makes humans special and unique'. maybe i'm a bit too old and too jaded to be reading this book, but i found it to be pretty bad at the end.

TV. alice

every year or so the syfy channel has a special movie event where they reimagine an old classic but with a new sci fi twist. last year they gave the update treatment to 'the wizard of oz', it was called 'tin man'. i gave it a try, but after about the first hour i realized that i didnt care for it that much, so i gave up and didnt bother with the other five hours. when the syfy channel started promoting this years offering, i didnt really give it a second thought, but diana saw the ad and thought it looked cool. so, needless to say, we watched it! this reimagining of 'alice in wonderland' takes the original tale and imagines what it would be like 150 years later in wonderland. now, i must admit, i am at a bit of a disadvantage here, i've never read the book and i dont think i've ever seen the old disney movie either. to be honest, i have no idea what 'alice in wonderland' is about. i just know the characters but have no idea what they do in the story. so i guess i am not really the ideal audience for this two part movie. as we were watching it diana had to explain a few things and she kept pointing out how something that was in the movie was a twist on the original story. i'm glad she did, because i would have had no idea at all! even though i didnt know the story at all, i still enjoyed it quite a bit. many of the characters were very well done, especially the white knight, he was my favorite. they did a good job of creating some interesting visuals- especially the city with its high views and grassy walkways between skyscrapers. the fun for me was in recognizing many of the different cast members and placing them with the syfy shows they are usually on!

WEBSITES. exergian tv art

jeffry lee showed me this one, its a graphic artist who uses simple shapes and colors to represent different television shows. he takes a bunch of tv shows and boils them down into the simplest image he can in order to convey the ideas of the show. its very minimalistic, and awesome! as someone who actually took a bunch of graphic design classes and majored in art in college, i've got to admit that these are really impressive! its one thing to try and create art that portrays and idea, but quite another to be able to get that same idea through such simple shapes! some of my favorite are 'stargate: sg1' (of course), 'kojak', 'home improvement', 'monk', 'knight rider', and 'mad men'. the simplicity is what really makes these images so powerful- and accurate! check it out here.

TV. robin hood season 3

looks like i was right last year. in the climactic final episode of last season, robin hood and his men went to the holy land to find the king and let him know how poorly the sherriff has been doing. the episode ended with maid marian dying. at that time i was frustrated (as you can see here) and wondering where they could possibly go from there. it was obvious to me that the show jumped the shark at that moment, and it turns out i was right. all this season has been pure crap. they have really been grasping at straws, as far as story goes. they introduced another love interest, which is not nearly as interesting as maid marian, they killed off the sherriff (which i'm certain is only temporary), and now guy of gisbourne is working along side robin and his merry men? stupid stupid stupid. the writers wrote themselves into a corner last year, probably assuming that they wouldnt get picked up for a third season, and it turns out that they shouldnt have been picked up! every episode this year has been in stark contrast to the two previous seasons. no one is acting like themselves, and the main plot has been long since lost. it really is a shame to see a good show go so horribly wrong. there's only about three or four more episodes this season, lets hope that they finally put this dog out of its misery and dont have a fourth season- please! either way, i'm done watching it, thats for sure!

BOOKS. diary

this book haunts me. ever since i've read it, it haunts me. the book follows the life of a woman who lives on a little touristy island where she works at the local hotel. her husband is living on life support in the hospital and she and she must try to make sense of all the strange things that have been happening and why everyone has been acting so weird. sounds pretty basic, huh? i expected a lot when i read this, it is, after all, written by the same guy who write 'fight club'! as i was reading it, the whole thing just seemed disjointed and not very interesting. i got to the end and was confused by it all. i set it down and a week past. thats when it happened: i kept thinking about the book, the little details and the parts of the story that didn't seem to fit right away. i couldnt stop thinking about it. then it hit me! the whole picture suddenly came into focus, all the odd parts and all the confusing parts, they suddenly melded together and i saw what palahniuk had done! when it hit me i actually had to sit down! the sheer power and brilliance of the tale he wove took me a while to process, but now that i had, i realized the sheer genius of it! i would love to give examples of it, but i would never want to give away anything to someone who might read it- i wouldnt want to steal that moment of revelation from anybody.
still, all these months later, it haunts me...

TV. V

diana and i were really excited for this show. well, we werent excited until we spend a day watching the old V miniseries (as i write about here), but after investing in the old show, we got really pepped up for this new one! turns out we got our hopes up for nothing. after watching the pilot episode i was really disappointed. many of the moments i was excited to see recreated were just quickly glossed over. when the aliens arrive in the old series it was a major event, it had impact. there was speculation of what might come of it and how to deal with that first contact- there was some real drama. on this new version the arrival and contact are whipped through before the first commercial break! so much for drama... the old one was poorly written and poorly acted, but it was riveting. this new one has the same writing and acting, but there is nothing there to draw me in. there is a new twist thrown in: the idea that there have actually been aliens living among us that have been lying in wait. unfortunately it isnt very interesting, or well done. we watched the second episode, but neither of us really cared at all by that point. its too bad knowing that juliet had to die for this. (that was a 'lost' reference). we never bothered with the third or forth episodes, and now with it off the air until march, neither of us will miss it in the slightest. disappointing, really.

TV. the prisoner

i have never seen the original tv series, nor did i know anything about it when i began watching this reimagining of the concept on amc. i just saw the cast, jim caviezel and ian mackellen, and i knew it would be worth the ride.
the story is quite confusing, but i think thats part of its appeal. we are dropped in, along with our hero, named number six, into a desert. he eventually stumbles upon a small town filled with people who have numbers for names. everything seems normal at first, but soon he realized that this town, run by number two, has no way out. as six tries to find ways out, he remembers more and more little bits of memories about life outside the town. over the course of the six hour miniseries, six has many things to distract him. first he spends all his time trying to get out, he is side tracked by a man who claims to be his brother. later he strangely finds himself an agent working for the very man who he is trying to escape from. also, he is continually distracted by a woman who tries to help him (or is that hurt him?).
the story played out very well as six claims he doesnt belong here and does everything he can to get out. it sounds so straight forward, but there are so many strange things that happen along the way. sometimes we are uncertain if a scene is real, or just part of a hallucination, which makes it much harder to put all the pieces together. having finished the miniseries, i'm not sure that i know exactly what was going on, but it was really fun to watch. the story just drags you in and mesmerizes- i didn't understand it, but i really liked it!

BOOKS. the terminal man

i had read this one before, back when i first discovered michael crichton back in junior high, but i didnt remember it very well so i thought i would revisit the story. its a fairly short novel about a man who suffers violent blackouts that lead to him doing terrible things. he is a prime candidate for a new medical procedure that would try to cure him of his violent behavior. the blackouts happen when he starts to get mad, he then goes on violent rampages that he doesnt remember and cant control. the procedure involves putting something in his brain that would trigger his pleasure sensor when ever he started getting too angry, which would cause a happy and peaceful feeling to sooth him down and stop the attack before it got started. the problem is that he soon becomes addicted to this pleasure and tries to get it whenever he can. well, something happens to the sensor and he breaks out of the lab. a pretty interesting story that follows the addictive quest to find pleasure. the story isnt very deep, but the implications of addiction, rage, and identity are thoughtfully discussed. another great book by crichton!

TV. V original mini-series

with all the hype and hoopla around right now with the relaunch of 'V', i kind of wanted to watch the original mini-series. low and behold, the syfy channel must have read my mind! the sunday before the relaunched show premiered, syfy was showing both original miniseries' in a row. i tivo'ed them, planning to watch them at some point. sunday afternoon diana took poco out for a walk, so i started watching the first one. when she came back i kept watching. she picked up a magazine to read, but after about ten minutes she put it down and instead was just as hooked on the miniseries as i was!
syfy actually rebroadcast the original miniseries as well as the second miniseries. it ended up being a little over ten hours of 'V', but i was really fun to take it all in at one time! the story is a killer one: aliens come to earth, they promise us peace and try to get us to work with them. as the story unfolds, we begin to see that their motives might not necessarily be as pure as they had let on. the amazing this about the original miniseries is just to see how bad it really was. the acting is stiff, the writing is clunky, and the effects are laughable. but for some reason, it still really good! i think its just such a great concept and starting point, that it succeeded in spite of itself! now, after watching the originals, we are ready for the undated version!